WATCH: Feisty two-year-old has the internet in stitches with hilarious first-day-of-school rant

This two-year-old must be the most self-aware toddler on the planet.

Mila Stauffer is the star of her mom’s blog, with viral videos that have made the precocious tot a worldwide sensation.

Mila’s mom, Katie, is a well-known blogger who posts videos of Mila and her twin sister Emma discussing everyday life – in the way only kids can.

The little drama queen had a particularly trying time on her first day at pre-school – after which, naturally, her mom turned on the camera…

In a minute-long clip, the adorable toddler from Arizona, US, is dressed in a pink and purple princess dress while sitting on the couch eating a huge bag of popcorn.  

"My mom had some news for me,” says Mila, “She signed me up for pre-school.”

The little diva had had something far more ambitious in mind – law school. Unfortunately, this was not to be.

Holding a brown toy dog in her hand, she hilariously describes her experience upon arrival at her new school.

“The teachers [are] shady, the kids are insane,” she says. “They throw staplers and poop everywhere.”

But the drama didn’t stop there – the sassy tot also had a troublesome encounter with one of her classmates.

“I get in my seat and the teacher's like: ‘Dave, we don’t pee on our friends’,” she says while rolling her eyes.

According to Mila, Dave then started chasing her around with a pair of scissors.

But the quickthinking little lass managed to restore calm in the class by yelling: “Nap time!”.

“Checkmate,” she says proudly.  

Sources: dailynews.com, mirror.co.uk