Funny Mother's Day tweets
With Mother's Day coming up on Sunday there are some strong, yet hilarious thoughts from both moms and kids floating around on Twitter.
Take a look at what has us laughing at the office:
For Mother's Day, I want to be that thing that my husband put away but can't find so my family can forget about me for at least a week.— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) May 2, 2017
when your mom asks where is my mother's day gift pic.twitter.com/YIYQGvf5mz— nojokefound_ (@k3wlbwoyy) May 7, 2017
My Mom: What would you like for your Mother's Day?— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) April 27, 2017
Me: Don't be ridiculous! Your time is enough...are you free to babysit Friday?
Best Mother's Day card ever... pic.twitter.com/EcEPSLr4U9— Swedish Canary (@SwedishCanary) May 10, 2017
Hubs left his Amazon account open on the laptop and I swear to God if I'm getting a lawnmower for Mother's Day there will be bloodshed.— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 9, 2017
when Mother's Day is approaching and you want to give your mom the most because she deserves the universe but ur bank account says otherwise pic.twitter.com/uvTGxyzleq— El Espiritu Joto (@EspirituJoto) May 9, 2017
mother's day coming up and i still cant afford to buy her a private island and the solar system pic.twitter.com/ZZAzazekPf— Female Pains (@FemalePains) May 9, 2017
Note to the universe: For mother's day, we just want to sleep in. Please and thank you.— Cath ?????? (@cathjenkin) May 9, 2017
Where do I find a "Sorry I wrecked your body and turned you into an alcoholic" Mother's Day card?— Bubbles n' Booze (@BubblesnBooze) May 7, 2017