Funny parenting tweets this week
Here's what the parents of Twitter are up to lately. Because we all know there is solidarity in misery. But also, kids are just so hilarious!
Got a hug from my son this morning. Pretty sure it was so he could wipe his nose on me.— It'sReally10Months (@really10months) July 6, 2017
It makes sense that my kids always losing my remote controls; they took the rest of my control away years ago, might as well be consistent.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 5, 2017
my son swims like he's angry at water— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) June 8, 2017
I hate when people ask if my newborn is a "good baby" and I have to tell them that he cries a lot and about how he keeps robbing banks— Ash (@adult_mom) May 12, 2017
I just went to the supermarket alone. I have never felt more ALIVE.— K∀RL∀ (@karlainvt) July 6, 2017
- married people with kids
"I'll do it later" is the kid equivalent of "I'll think about it".— Jules (@SaltyCorpse) July 5, 2017
My son loves lizard facts but he can't quite say 'lizard' so he randomly makes statements like "Wizards protect themselves with camouflage".— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) June 25, 2017
I can't be sure, but I think the song "Always and Forever" is about how long my son will be crying.— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) July 5, 2017
The most terrifying sound in the world... a massive 12 litre container of Lego spilling onto the floor..... i'm out.— Caffeine & Fairydust (@CaffeineandF) July 1, 2017
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